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What four letter word is the cause of most of the discord in the world, as well as most of the cooperation?

Male (38) looking for Female Parow, South Africa

Dear Reader,

I have some SHOCKING news for you. You may be just DAYS away from meeting THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.

I have even MORE shocking news for you. You won't have to spend more than 50 cents to meet him, and it shouldn't take more than TEN MINUTES of your time."

I have STILL MORE shocking news for you. Even if this should happen for you, I will still owe you a GREAT, BIG, FAT APOLOGY.

Allow me a minute to explain.

This is NOT a pitch for a 'self-help' book. This is NOT a pitch for a 'dating service' or one of those disgusting '0800' numbers. It's not even a pitch for a seminar, an irresistible love potion, or a psychic astrological-past life love chart.

So just what the heck IS this a pitch for then?

Quite simply, dear reader, this is a pitch for ME!

OK. Allow me ANOTHER minute to explain.

My name is Umr Jacobs and I've gone to the absurd extreme of pulling a crazy stunt like this because I very much want to meet a VERY SPECIAL lady to love and enjoy and respect. Who knows? Maybe YOU are her.

I KNOW you are out there, somewhere. But I've recently realized that I would have to do something DRASTIC to get your attention, while weeding out all the CRAZIES, LOSERS, and DUM-DUMS who are keeping us from meeting each other.

I hope that last sentence doesn't seem overly negative, but I think it's a pretty accurate description of the singles scene, for both men AND women."

But I digress ....

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